GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And get